#my mom hates all recreational drugs whatsoever and I just sort of have to sit there like hahahaha yeah 😅

[isdalinarhot]

Cannot relate to people who talk about recreational drinking and weeding and whatever with their parents. Whenever my parents text me when im drunk it’s a Category 5 Feign Sobriety emergency. When my parents find out about some stupid shit I need help fixing due to an event that happened due to me being wasted as hell I have to sort of talk around the fact that I was drunk and so my parents just sort of think that this shit happens due to me having unmedicated ADHD and think much less of me sober because of it. I have regular stress dreams about getting drunk and then my parents come over. You guys are out here letting your moms be your ride home from the bar? Could never be me